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And you all thought I was gone or died or something.


Sun Apr 16, 2006 9:52 am
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Welcome back, Jesus.


Sun Apr 16, 2006 11:44 am
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Woah, Jesus speaks English?


Sun Apr 16, 2006 11:47 am
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hey, speaking in tongues, silly. Even if Jesus is speaking in Aramaic, we all hear him in our native languages. haha


Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:22 pm
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SimRPGman wrote:
Woah, Jesus speaks English?

He can speak any language you want Him to speak.

Question is, will you understand what He is saying?? (Will I??)


Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:22 pm
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And you all thought I was gone or died or something.

oooh I get it, it's Easter! haha wow i'm totally slow.
It doesn't help that I'm back in my dorm, though.

Hey there, Superstar. oh-so-glad to have you back.


Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:22 pm
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L-Town Expatriate wrote:
SimRPGman wrote:
Woah, Jesus speaks English?

He can speak any language you want Him to speak.

Question is, will you understand what He is saying?? (Will I??)

The trip between my ears and my brain is quite smooth for what He has to say. I need more help on the trip between my brain and my heart.

Thanks for hanging up there some 2,000 years ago.


Sun Apr 16, 2006 7:29 pm
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This isn't the beginnings of a religious debate, is it? That may be interesting.


Sun Apr 16, 2006 7:33 pm
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STPickrell wrote:
The trip between my ears and my brain is quite smooth for what He has to say. I need more help on the trip between my brain and my heart.

Yep, that's also a distance prone to being lost in translation.


Sun Apr 16, 2006 9:17 pm
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hahaha, Jesus...I know who you are.
Well, I mean, yeah...
Really, though.
And I <3 you!


Tue Apr 18, 2006 9:58 pm
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IP's are fun


Tue Apr 18, 2006 9:59 pm
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Hey, maybe semi-related, anyone heard of this gospel of Judas business? whaddaya think? I'll tell you what I think. I think it sounds like Jesus Christ Superstar.

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I've been your right-hand man all along...

haha


Tue Apr 18, 2006 10:35 pm
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East Buc & UMR wrote:
IP's are fun

I was waiting for that.

Though, I made it on Christmas Eve cause I couldn't wait to see it say "Today is Jesus's birthday". Hah. Then I remembered it.

Though Marie, you completely astonish me. How did it take you that long to get the reference. I made it prettty obvious.


Wed Apr 19, 2006 4:14 am
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lol, well, I was reading it as just another user returning after not posting for a while...haha


Wed Apr 19, 2006 6:33 am
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heeeey, happy birthday!


Mon Dec 25, 2006 12:40 pm
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hey Jesus, do you ever get pissed off that your birthday is always on christmas???

because everybody that i know that is in your situation (well, not the exact same situation...we can't all be the son of god) gets really pissed off that their birthdays are on christmas...they get the shaft when it comes to presents...well, i guess getting the shaft is better than getting the cross...so they should stop complaining, i guess.


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hey, my preacher asked me how it felt to have a birthday close to christmas and mine is four days later, and for those who complain think of the kids that are starving in the world, I'm sure they would love to have any present like a good meal and to be loved.


Mon Dec 25, 2006 8:31 pm
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it's not that starving kids are starving because they're not loved, it's because they don't have any food. they may be loved very much...but we all know that love doesn't put food on the table...unless it's a darker, more lucrative kind of love...if you know what i'm sayin...


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...damn...


Tue Dec 26, 2006 2:55 am
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Your mom was givin me that dark, lucrative love last nite.
ooooooooooh.


Tue Dec 26, 2006 2:57 am
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yeah, real nice chuq, real nice.

i'm sure my mom will be really happy to hear that little charles is making lewd accusations about her....real nice.

unhappy channukah, ya schmuck.

j/k--lol, roflcopter, lmao, tee hee...etc...

for real, chuq, do you have a cell phone? because i might be stopping through kc tonight--we could possibly go out for some coffee or something and play some catchup--


Tue Dec 26, 2006 1:51 pm
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Sorry. I'm in Florida.


Tue Dec 26, 2006 8:21 pm
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hey there.
jesus christ, jesus christ, who are you, what have you sacrificed?


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LibertyMarie wrote:
hey there.
jesus christ, jesus christ, who are you, what have you sacrificed?

About an hour trying to remember my password so I could respond to your witty little riddle.


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riddle? wit? i know not of what you speak. i was merely quoting the best telling of your story...JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR.
but then it is not for mere mortals to understand what Jesus is talking about, i suppose.

p.s. LMAO to the recently active topics or whatev in both forums being titled "I'm back"


Sun Apr 08, 2007 5:37 pm
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Dear Jesus,
I visit your website frequently. I am one of your biggest fans!


Sun Apr 08, 2007 5:39 pm
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LibertyMarie wrote:
p.s. LMAO to the recently active topics or whatev in both forums being titled "I'm back"

When I first saw this one I thought "why was psychoman's post moved to the Misc board?"


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happy birthday jesus!



in the words of ricky bobby: "i like the christmas jesus best!"


Tue Dec 25, 2007 9:48 am
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i am pleased with that as a 200th post. haha.


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mery christmas everyone
i hope you all have a great evening


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